So after 6 months of exhaustive unicycling and an unrelenting training regime and the occasional trip to A and E our man is as ready as he will ever be for the 1-mile course.

We have studied his form, timed his average performance and tallied up his average foot fall rate and have arrived at a harsh but fair set of rules. If any of these rules are broken then a fine will be imposed and added to the charity’s winnings; these are as follows:

The course will be judged over two runs, one up and one down the dam path, each leg measuring 1 mile

1. Foot down penalty

If Frank dares to put a foot down on either leg then he will be handed out an immediate on the spot fine of £100.00

2. Timing penalty

Frank’s best time across the dam path (assuming he doesn’t put his feet down) is 11 minutes 15 seconds. Therefore every second over this time he will incur a penalty of £1.

Therefore let’s take an average scenario and see what this challenge may cost him:

Average foot fall over the past month has been 2 falls equating to £200.00 of fines

Average time to complete one leg over the past month has been  11.42 seconds equating to £27 of fines

As we will not be stopping the clock if he falls his average restart time is 25 seconds equating to a further £50 of fines

Total Fines: £277.00

3. Extraordinary clause

PrintHut.co.uk® reserves the right to apply an extraordinary clause if by an act of God he avoids any of the above fines. In the event of Frank crossing the dam without putting his feet down and finishing under 11 minutes 15 seconds on both legs then an immediate on the spot fine will be imposed of £300.00

There is still time to sponsor Frank and raise even more money for our chosen charity, EACH, East Anglian’s Children’s Hospices by visiting:

www.justgiving.com/unicycling-printhut

And Finally here’s the Important bit, stuff about EACH: